Don't get duped. We help off-world citizens navigate Earth's complexities through high-quality products, relevant information, and community support. ADBK is committed to clarity, access, and better knowledge — across all galaxies.
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Deserve Better Knowledge
Global Advocacy + Gear for Interplanetary Travelers and Their Allies
Helping extraterrestrials avoid Earth scams since the dawn of dial-up.
Earth Sucks. Beam Me Up.
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"Earth Sucks. Beam Me Up!" The slogan that started our interstellar movement is now wearable. Whether you're dodging scams, hiding from humans, or just tired of 2-for-1 smoothie pyramids — this is your uniform.
"Earth Sucks. Beam Me Up" Hat
Adjustable, breathable, and universally stylish.
$28.00
"I'm Not From Around Here" Tote
Durable Canvas. Smug as hell.
$22.00
GCPU — Galactic Consumer Protection Unit Tee
Official issue. Standard-issue attitude. Available in 2, 4, 6, or 8-sleeve configurations — because justice doesn’t come in one shape.
$32.00 USD ( +$10 for each additional set of sleeves)
About ADBK
We are ADBK: a ragtag coalition of Earth-based beings committed to protecting off-world visitors from the sketchier side of human behavior.
Whether you arrived in a saucer, a sentient crystal, or through the temporal rift behind the Arby’s in Nevada, you deserve truth, transparency, and at least one refund.
We publish helpful guides, scam alerts, cultural red flags, and occasionally drop some fresh merch — all in service of universal dignity.
Whether you arrived in a saucer, a sentient crystal, or through the temporal rift behind the Arby’s in Nevada, you deserve truth, transparency, and at least one refund.
We publish helpful guides, scam alerts, cultural red flags, and occasionally drop some fresh merch — all in service of universal dignity.
ADBK was founded to assist newcomers and non-native Earth citizens with resources and insights to thrive in a complex and often contradictory environment. Through advocacy, product development, and community building, we strive to make interspecies coexistence smoother and more informed.
Need help? Reach out at contact@adbkscam.com or use your preferred secure quantum transmission protocol. We reply within 24 Earth hours.